Thursday, November 23, 2006

Took the Blog Right Out of My Mouth

This WAS going to be my blog, but it turns out someone has already written it for me.

I always wanted to find a way to drink coffee while having sex

Scroll down to "A Cup off coffee and Sex, Please?"


Any ideas for a device that would allow getting a schtumpin while enjoying your coffee consumption?

Best idea/sketch receives a bag of beans and a tube of lube.

3 comments:

James Burnett said...

I say make the coffee in the form of a dissolvable tablet, something you can stick under your tongue literally seconds before engaging.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't want to change of the thing. If you do it from behind, her lower back is the perfect place to rest a coffee cup.

Educator said...

Well, that does solve your coffee/sex dilemma. Also, you could go the route of Lumbergh in Office Space and just hold the coffee in your hand. But what about for us girls? Perhaps a coffee cup while on top, but that just seems like it would create a lot of unnecessary burns, unless of course you like that sort of thing.